Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Review: La Jolla Recreation Center

Home to the rich and famous, La Jolla is a resort neighborhood with striking ocean vistas. It takes some time to get there from the highway, so it is easy to suppose that most patrons of the La Jolla Recreation Center are residents - the aforementioned rich and famous - and they are probably there to play tennis. Something about being in this atmosphere of wealth is conducive to a sort of internal transformation. A person who leads a comfortable lifestyle in reasonable prosperity, may begin to believe that he is underprivileged, and perhaps feel a slight resentment toward these opulent surroundings.

This phenomenon can be used to the advantage of a person who enjoys pickup basketball. During those times when you've lost your swagger, and the bullies, egos and trash talk of a typical pick-up venue have got you down, there can be no better remedy than a couple games amongst opponents who may possibly be perceived as "softer" than you. The experience can really provide that chip on your shoulder that has been missing from your game.

The basketball courts at the La Jolla Recreation Center are therefore worthy of mention. It begins before you even get out of your car. Maneuvering into a parking space between a Bentley and a Maserati, your perspective on life changes: Suppose that you departed from your home in a freshly washed Saturn, still under the manufacturer's warranty. Well, you've now arrived in La Jolla, driving a vehicle that you may simply refer to as your "hooptie" (a large older automobile, often in poor condition).

"NO GOLF" is the message of the sign attached to a rugged chain link fence, overlooking the facility. These forbidding words are driven home, so to speak, by the image of a golf ball, overladen in red with the international symbol for "No". If there could be an opposite to a graffiti covered "No Hanging on the Rims" sign, this is it. Golf must be the main game here, most likely followed by tennis, with basketball pretty far down the list - after shuffle board and croquet. There is presumably little risk that the rims here will be bent by ferocious dunking in the absence of a prominent "no dunking" sign.

So even if you don't have a lot of experience, you can be pretty bold on these courts. Start working on some of your still-in-development moves: Dribble through your legs, dribble through the defender's legs, work on your off-the-backboard passing.

Best of all, there is a very real chance that you will break some rules while playing basketball here. "Pushing" is prohibited, according to the sign posted at center-court, and sportsmanship must be maintained "at ALL Times", so it's not out of the question that a generally law-abiding person, with no criminal record, could get to experience rebellion against oppressive rules from The Man.

New experiences like this are invaluable in the formation of the playground basketball player, and hopefully, when it's all over and you climb into your Saturn hooptie, your newly acquired rugged, rebellious edge will carry over to your home court. Just to be safe though, leave the off-the-backboard passing in La Jolla.

Monday, March 9, 2009

How We Roll: 2010 Mazda 3

Pictured to the right is the 2010 Mazda 3. The second generation "3" has undergone an extensive re-design for the new model year. Mazda of North America has to this point failed to supply a test model to GMLH; however, anyone can tell just from the picture that the 3 is much happier now after its makeover. There is no need to test the car, when it is obvious from just one look that it is really doing well. Look at that big smile! The 2003-2009 Mazda 3 never used to smile like that. Does it really matter how many cupholders or horsepowers the car has? The important thing is that it is happy.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Word Power!



"bun warmers" [bun woor - murs];

-noun.

Origin: Pacific Southwest used car lots.


4. Heated seats, in a car: "Now you'll like this one here - she's got a moon-roof, rain sensing wipers, bun warmers - just a real upscale vehicle, this one."

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Movie Review: Roseville Pottery Historical Marker

Let's face it; there are plenty of places where you can go to read a review of the latest movie in theaters. GMLH is meant to be an informative resource to the public, so rather than just adding to the noise with another tired old review of the same movie that everyone else is talking about, today you are treated to a unique review of a film that has been given far less public attention. "Roseville Pottery Historical Marker" is an independently filmed documentary distributed by youtube.



The plot can be tricky to follow, with lots of twists and turns; this is like the LOST of historical-marker documentaries, so let's begin with a review of some key points.

  1. The marker commemorates the former site of the Roseville Pottery Company, but the location is in Zanesville, not nearby Roseville, just south on state route 93.
  2. Notable attendees include the Mayor of Zanesville (the honorable Howard Zelling), and representatives from the Iowa Art Pottery Association (IAPA), the American Art Pottery Assocaition (AAPA), and the Pottery Lovers (PL). Also notably present, is the very disruptive wind, tire and engine noise from passing traffic.
  3. Zanesville and Roseville are cities in Ohio, not Iowa. The Iowa Art Pottery Association is just visiting, on some sort of recurring pilgrimage.
  4. You're not seeing Roseville, you're not seeing Iowa, and you're not going to get to see any pottery factories. The actual factory here had been razed "a number of years ago", according to IAPA President Ted Priester, who long ago discovered the crumbled remains of the loading dock, which also no longer exist. Priester emphasizes that the Roseville Pottery Works is completely gone; "nothing exists now".
With this background, sit back and thoroughly appreciate the video. Things begin with Ted Priester, who recounts the joyful series of events that led to the discovery of the former site of the pottery works. Ted next graciously introduces the mayor, who issues a rousing pep talk, themed around pottery and Zanesville. "Enjoy Zanesville! We're a town on the move!"

This transition, from Priester to the mayor, has an elegant air of respectful ceremony, but at the same time is contrasted by unrelenting and intensely disruptive road noise from traffic, including an 18 wheeler and a tow truck. The viewer does not know what to make of this: do we celebrate the roadside marker, or mourn the scornful indifference the world shows to it from the very moment of its dedication?

In the next act, the film is infused with an emotional charge, and takes on greater depth. This charge is supplied by Arnie Small, President of the AAPA. "The American Art Pottery Association is just what it is: it's an association of people who just have a passion or a love for art pottery", begins Small.

He goes on to deliver a moving testimonial about what the Roseville Pottery Company means to him and all who call themselves lovers of pottery. He implores pottery enthusiasts to minimize the commercial aspect of pottery; "(I)t's not all about just selling pottery! It's about teaching my son, and the future generation, what the history is of, um, Roseville Pottery".

We are then brought to the final act, in which we hear from the whimsically rural Joe Tunnell. He is president of the Pottery Lovers, who reunite annually in Zanesville. Says Tunnell, with a delivery style reminiscent of Jim Nabors, "For me, and I think I speak for most pottery lovers, I've been coming myself to Zanesville for 18 years. Every year in July, I've been here. You know, I said the first year I came, that I will every single year for the rest of my life, I will be in Zanesville, unless I'm not able to come."

After going from the fist-pounding adrenaline highs of the mayor's speech, to the soul searching and challenging words of Arnie Small, the film brings the viewer softly back to the refreshingly easy subject of the pottery-loving everyman, using a warm touch of comedy. Masterfully done.

Arnie Small sums up this film himself during his memorable speech, by saying "When I heard about this at first, I didn't quite understand the significance of it, and I, um, I think now I understand a little bit more the history of it".

In saying this, Small represents the audience, who come to this film questioning the significance of Roseville Pottery, or the entire genre of art pottery for that matter. The success of this film will be measured by how well it can bring the viewer to think that they understand, a little bit more, pottery and what it means to their own lives.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

The Count wrote a new note.









Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009


"To Mock a Killingbird"


Sunday, February 15, 2009

Recommended Film: Mongol

Mongol is a Russian-made film in Mongolian language that traces the early life of Genghis Khan, or as he was called before coming to power, Temudjin.

The epic wonderfully presents the thirteenth century Mongolian culture. Before the stunning landscape of the Mongolian steppe, you meet Temudjin in a way different than in the history books. While witnessing the brutality he was capable of, you also see him as human.

Warning for those sensitive to violence: although this movie is primarily a love story, the battle sequences appear to be a showcase in the "blood-splatter" effect.

Mongol is shot and directed in a masterful style. It has the elegance and mystery of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (minus the magic), with a touch of Braveheart.

The style of this prequel is quite a departure from the original Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, but it works. The complexity of Genghis' character in Bill & Ted's makes so much more sense now after seeing his childhood struggles in Mongol.

It's good to see the franchise revitalized after the disappointing Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey. I'll look forward to similar prequels highlighting Napoleon, Abraham Lincoln, and Socrates.

4 Stars.