The issue is wisely signalling for a fair catch...

There is an interesting story on ESPN today about the demise of the NASCAR moustache, and the apparent direct relationship existing between mustaches and victory. The story goes on to suggest that goatees may be the new direction of NASCAR facial hair, and in support of this theory mentions that "many of our heroes sport goatees", and lists "Count Von Count" as an example of such a goateed "hero". Questionable reasoning, but I still recommend the story because I appreciate the author's extensive mustache-related vocabulary; for example, "cookie duster", "nose neighbor" and "soup strainer" are all there. You can also find a nice gallery of mustaches along with the story.

Hopefully this post will appease belligerent commenters.