Brees charged in hamster gambling ring

New Orleans Saint Drew Brees is the latest NFL QB nabbed by the Feds.
The FBI charged Brees with masterminding a ruthless rodent racing operation in which his friends gambled on specially-trained hamsters.
Agents who raided Brees' estate discovered a breeding operation in his laundry room. There, hamsters were fed diets high in protein and were encouraged to run on spinning wheels, then forced to race on little bitty racetracks as spectators bet on the outcome.
Hamsters unable to run fast enough for Brees' pari-mutuel needs were routinely set free in the front yard, where they were typically caught within minutes by a roaming neighborhood cat named Buzzy.
"This Brees character is one cold-hearted bastard," says FBI spokesman Mick M. House. "He bred these hamsters for his entertainment, pure and simple. He didn't care about how cute and cuddly they are, or how sweet they look when they wiggle their little noses."

The above is not my work but came from a publication called 225 out of Baton Rouge. Yes, it is cheap but I'm slowly getting warmed up to this new fangled "blogging."