Thursday, February 26, 2009

Movie Review: Roseville Pottery Historical Marker

Let's face it; there are plenty of places where you can go to read a review of the latest movie in theaters. GMLH is meant to be an informative resource to the public, so rather than just adding to the noise with another tired old review of the same movie that everyone else is talking about, today you are treated to a unique review of a film that has been given far less public attention. "Roseville Pottery Historical Marker" is an independently filmed documentary distributed by youtube.



The plot can be tricky to follow, with lots of twists and turns; this is like the LOST of historical-marker documentaries, so let's begin with a review of some key points.

  1. The marker commemorates the former site of the Roseville Pottery Company, but the location is in Zanesville, not nearby Roseville, just south on state route 93.
  2. Notable attendees include the Mayor of Zanesville (the honorable Howard Zelling), and representatives from the Iowa Art Pottery Association (IAPA), the American Art Pottery Assocaition (AAPA), and the Pottery Lovers (PL). Also notably present, is the very disruptive wind, tire and engine noise from passing traffic.
  3. Zanesville and Roseville are cities in Ohio, not Iowa. The Iowa Art Pottery Association is just visiting, on some sort of recurring pilgrimage.
  4. You're not seeing Roseville, you're not seeing Iowa, and you're not going to get to see any pottery factories. The actual factory here had been razed "a number of years ago", according to IAPA President Ted Priester, who long ago discovered the crumbled remains of the loading dock, which also no longer exist. Priester emphasizes that the Roseville Pottery Works is completely gone; "nothing exists now".
With this background, sit back and thoroughly appreciate the video. Things begin with Ted Priester, who recounts the joyful series of events that led to the discovery of the former site of the pottery works. Ted next graciously introduces the mayor, who issues a rousing pep talk, themed around pottery and Zanesville. "Enjoy Zanesville! We're a town on the move!"

This transition, from Priester to the mayor, has an elegant air of respectful ceremony, but at the same time is contrasted by unrelenting and intensely disruptive road noise from traffic, including an 18 wheeler and a tow truck. The viewer does not know what to make of this: do we celebrate the roadside marker, or mourn the scornful indifference the world shows to it from the very moment of its dedication?

In the next act, the film is infused with an emotional charge, and takes on greater depth. This charge is supplied by Arnie Small, President of the AAPA. "The American Art Pottery Association is just what it is: it's an association of people who just have a passion or a love for art pottery", begins Small.

He goes on to deliver a moving testimonial about what the Roseville Pottery Company means to him and all who call themselves lovers of pottery. He implores pottery enthusiasts to minimize the commercial aspect of pottery; "(I)t's not all about just selling pottery! It's about teaching my son, and the future generation, what the history is of, um, Roseville Pottery".

We are then brought to the final act, in which we hear from the whimsically rural Joe Tunnell. He is president of the Pottery Lovers, who reunite annually in Zanesville. Says Tunnell, with a delivery style reminiscent of Jim Nabors, "For me, and I think I speak for most pottery lovers, I've been coming myself to Zanesville for 18 years. Every year in July, I've been here. You know, I said the first year I came, that I will every single year for the rest of my life, I will be in Zanesville, unless I'm not able to come."

After going from the fist-pounding adrenaline highs of the mayor's speech, to the soul searching and challenging words of Arnie Small, the film brings the viewer softly back to the refreshingly easy subject of the pottery-loving everyman, using a warm touch of comedy. Masterfully done.

Arnie Small sums up this film himself during his memorable speech, by saying "When I heard about this at first, I didn't quite understand the significance of it, and I, um, I think now I understand a little bit more the history of it".

In saying this, Small represents the audience, who come to this film questioning the significance of Roseville Pottery, or the entire genre of art pottery for that matter. The success of this film will be measured by how well it can bring the viewer to think that they understand, a little bit more, pottery and what it means to their own lives.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

The Count wrote a new note.









Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009


"To Mock a Killingbird"


Sunday, February 15, 2009

Recommended Film: Mongol

Mongol is a Russian-made film in Mongolian language that traces the early life of Genghis Khan, or as he was called before coming to power, Temudjin.

The epic wonderfully presents the thirteenth century Mongolian culture. Before the stunning landscape of the Mongolian steppe, you meet Temudjin in a way different than in the history books. While witnessing the brutality he was capable of, you also see him as human.

Warning for those sensitive to violence: although this movie is primarily a love story, the battle sequences appear to be a showcase in the "blood-splatter" effect.

Mongol is shot and directed in a masterful style. It has the elegance and mystery of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (minus the magic), with a touch of Braveheart.

The style of this prequel is quite a departure from the original Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, but it works. The complexity of Genghis' character in Bill & Ted's makes so much more sense now after seeing his childhood struggles in Mongol.

It's good to see the franchise revitalized after the disappointing Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey. I'll look forward to similar prequels highlighting Napoleon, Abraham Lincoln, and Socrates.

4 Stars.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

How We Roll

How We Roll: 1998 Honda Civic DX Coupe Review

Welcome to "How We Roll", the new automotive review segment on GMLH. I will do my best in this feature to share with the readers some of my expertise of today's finest motor cars. Only motor cars will be reviewed; no carriages, chariots or buggies.

This is the inaugural edition of what will hopefully become a popular recurring feature; however, lacking reputation in car-review circles, and faced with the budgetary restrictions of this blog, a test vehicle becomes a particularly challenging thing to procure. Manufacturers aren't just standing in line, waiting to lend their products to the editors of How We Roll. Not yet. That day may came, but in the mean time, we will have to do our best with a 1998 Honda Civic DX Coupe.

One could do worse: this very same car has actually been mentioned or pictured in multiple posts on this blog in the past. When you step into the cabin, you are entering a piece of history.

The interior of the car lives up to the fame. High quality surface materials and well placed controls are things to be expected of any Honda, but as a bonus, the version we tested came equipped with some unique upgrades. For instance, our critics couldn't say enough about the integrated tape deck audio system with Dolby Noise Reduction, providing crystal-clear cassette tape listening pleasure. Other goodies, including a specially installed imitation-mahogany rubber steering wheel cover (from after-market specialist Wal-Mart), and a set of exquisite, Tasmanian Devil floor mats, created an atmosphere of understated luxury inside the Civic.

This is a drivers car, with a classic stick-shifting transmission. The brakes are another exciting feature; too many lawyers have led us to a market that is flooded with boring, anti-lock braking systems. The Civic DX comes as a breath of fresh air then, with its braking system that most definitely will lock, inducing long, enjoyable slides during even the driest of pavement conditions.

This car has had only two owners, and the original owner took great care of it, keeping complete service records stored in the glove box. The records were, unfortunately, stolen during a late-night breaking-and-entering. No great loss, however; those service records, if we could see them, would have been a short list of oil-changes and tire rotations. Manual transmission, manual locks, manual windows, and a complete lack of an air conditioner leave very few parts to be repaired. Plus, the missing air conditioner *very rare* turned out to be a great conversation starter during summer drives.

In conclusion, the 1998 Honda Civic DX is a reliable car, for fun, windows-down driving. If you are strictly concerned with the ride, and willing to give up pricey options like the Tasmanian Devil floor mats, you might even get behind the wheel for as little as $7500.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Puppy Bowl

Puppy Bowl V ran the same day as Super Bowl XLIII. If you aren't familiar with this event (Puppy Bowl), imagine if someone were to dump a couple dozen puppies onto a little model football field, throw in some chew toys, and then film it. Imagine if this program were to run for two hours. Just a bunch of dogs rolling around and bumping into each other, to the accompaniment of "play-by-play", which, because there are no plays to call, ends up being more of a relentless litany of dog/football related puns.

Two hours, and in case you miss anything, all five Puppy Bowls are available for sale on DVD.

There is no game, there are no points, and there almost is no point... except: If it weren't for the Puppy Bowl, there would be no material to inspire a post on George McFly's Left Hook for the first time in quite a while. GMLH is back. Go tell your friends.